xoxoxor

nyancrimew:

clicker training my puppygirl gf in daytrading for some pawssive income

oughtnots:

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recreated a tumblr exchange i dreamed last night (the green was specifically part of it). i remember thinking this was a very witty retort

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night:

the-worm-that-gnaws-in-the-night:

Hey umm, can we talk about how a cop killed two gay men just before Sydney Mardi Gras and they still want to put police in the fucking parade.

Holy shit Mardis Gras kicked out the cops

the cop didn’t just “kill two gay men” he used his service weapon to kill his ex-boyfriend Jesse Baird and Baird’s new partner Luke Davies

ACAB includes the gay ones

mezzodical:

classicslesbianopinions:

platonic dialogues are just like.

socrates: massive chunk of text

the other guy: everything you say is beautiful and true.

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

Get a random les to do your makeup by 贺呵呵

tothechaos:

me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

aberrant-angel:

i love estrogen gel because the existence of “the slime that turns you into a girl” sounds like a fetish you’d find on deviantart but it’s a real thing

flowerofthewave:

finally started partizan & remembered i still had an art trade open with @humanmorph of her leap design!! yeahr !!!

blackholefriends:

ALT

the wreckage of optimism.

postapocalypticparenting:

mysharona1987:

Justice for the Oompa Loompa lady.

Just wait: Gene Wilder is gonna stride out and tell her that she’s gonna inherit the chocolate factory.